Excerpt from my diary, age 10 (The Santa Claus Anguish Edition)

December 22, 1990:

“Is there really a Santa Claus? I really, really, REALLY want to belive but, how can I? There are too many clues that lead on of Santa’s non-existence … I hate saying this because, nontheless, I want to belive in Santa Claus, but, well I don’t belive in Santa! (I’m so sorry Santa, if you really are real).”

Excerpt from my diary, age 8

August 20, 1989:

“I am really exited for school, though. actuelly I’m really, really, REALLY exitied. school starts September 6th so it’s 17 more days till school starts. I just found out that I liked a new show called “Saved by the bell” with Casey Kasem in it!!!”

Excerpt from my diary, age 9

September 16, 1990:

“I’m sorry my diary entries are getting shorter, but bear with me, I JUST HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!”

Excerpt from my diary, age 9

September 18, 1990:

“Well, Ballet isn’t that bad anymore - because Heather and her little sister Nicole are in my class. I hate to say it but I flirt with boys. I mean, not just temporarelay, but all the time.”

Excerpt from my diary, age 10 (Anne Frank edition)

February 8, 1991:

“I feel like she was is my friend, even though I did not know Anne. She had a life of trouble and I know what she did. I’ll explain later.”

Hay Pescado.

Limón Province, Costa Rica
Photo taken August 2011

Hay Pescado.

Limón Province, Costa Rica

Photo taken August 2011

What the Fuck, America

Today Kim Kardashian, famous only for having a huge ass, a fake baby voice, and getting peed on in a self-made sex tape, is going to make millions because she’s getting married.

Yesterday, after nearly 20 years of being wrongly imprisoned, the West Memphis 3 were released - on the grounds that they can never make money off of their stories and will never be compensated for the time they were jailed because Arkansas refuses to admit its heinous witch hunt.

Perfect.

Excerpt from my diary, age 11

September 28 1992:

“Well, guess what - I am getting really ugly.”

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